whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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