he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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