I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
