Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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