....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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