Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
