Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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