Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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