let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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