I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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