His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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