sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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