I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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