This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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