I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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