so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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