Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
