I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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