Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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