Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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