all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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