then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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