my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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