Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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