Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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