so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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