We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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