So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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