You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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