all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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