Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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