Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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