new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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