You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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