North Korea, Best Korea!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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