Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Boobs are out for the taking
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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