Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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