: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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