There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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