I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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