Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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