i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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