booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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