And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
dude. I can hear the air.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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