I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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