Capitaan dildo arrescate!
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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