Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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