no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
dude. I can hear the air.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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