Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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