There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She announced her abortion via fbk
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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