my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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