We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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