I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
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