just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Randomize
