so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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