I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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