Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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