Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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