Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Randomize
