I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
My penis needs a shock collar
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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