Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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